Top 25 Hottest Ex-WAGS

(The Assorted Athlete Variety)

How any man on earth could ever bear to part with any of the following beauties is beyond comprehension.  That is unless you are a world-class athlete with tons of money and hot babes to boot. Seems like these poster girls come a dime for a dozen in the lives of the rich and famous.  Some maybe skanky, some maybe classy, but all the ex-WAGS on this top 25 list are all bangin’ babes who at one point or another use to be with a celebrity athlete.  And they’re #25 – Tila Tequila Yes, she is one of the trashiest girls around and seems to be proud of it.  While she is considered to be a hottie for at least over a million MySpace pervs, she’s like the ladyboy-hooker-that-could who will smush you and then wait for your pecker for rot off.  Maybe that’s the cause of the Shawne Merriman split. #24 – Tara Reid Definitely not known for her class, she’s more of a sex-WAG than an ex-WAG.  But with all the NFL players she’s been with (Kyle Boller, Tom Brady, Jeremy Shockey), you figure she’s gotta be good at doing something in the sack if they all kept sleeping with her.#23 - Danielle Lloyd This Brit-beauty is no stranger to smut and scandal. She was stripped of her Miss Great Britain title thanks to an exposed relationship with one of the celebrity judges and after her wicked Playboy pictures were paraded around for the world to see.  Oh, and she also gains her ex-WAG status for wild romps with the likes of Teddy Sheringham and Marcus Bent.#22 – Paris Hilton Ex-WAG is just another nickname this sexy socialite can add to her extensive s-extracurricular resume.  Like a parasitic plague unleashed, she’s been rumored to have worked her way through many a NFL player from Matt Leinhart to Brian Urlacher. Guess it’s hip now for the uber-rich to go slummin’.#21 – Sophia Bush She’s the ex-WAG of infamous womanizer Tony Romo and she’s one of the stars of that irritating One Tree Hill show.  Don’t be fooled by her wholesome, girl-next-store looks – this one seems to be a bit of a bicycle when it comes to her cast mates.#20 – Elisha Cuthbert If you really think about it, ex-WAG is just a really polite way of calling someone sloppy seconds.  Sean Avery isn’t very polite.  In fact he’s a complete douchebag and she has to live with the fact that she dated him for the rest of her fantastic celebrity life.  At least she’s super hot.#19 – Serena Williams Okay, some might think of her as a butterface but she seems to be quite a hot commodity not just in the world of Tennis but in the NFL as well.  With LaVar Arrington and Keyshawn Johnson etched in her belt, perhaps there is something to back up the belief that big men like to be dominated in the bedroom while screaming “Daddy!” and getting whupped good.#18 – Julie Henderson She used to be with Aaron Rodgers and then she upgraded to music mogul Russell Simmons.  Kind of like driving a Hyundai and then trading it in for a Porsche.  Such is the life of the beautiful people.  In terms of being an ex-WAG she won the battle of the exes.#17 - Veronica Varekova This Czech model was married to hockey star Petr Nedved and she’s been in Sports Illustrated a whopping eight times.  That alone places her in high-esteem on the list, plus she’s too hot not to look at.#16 - Carrie Underwood She can sing like a song bird and she’s a multi-platinum recording artist.  Coming from humble beginnings would explain why she could be wooed by ‘Cowboy Casanova’ Tony Romo.  And it would also explain her need to tell anyone who would listen how he did her wrong without realizing that nobody cared.#15 – Rachel Hunter She’s the ex-WAG of hockey player Jarret Stoll.  He unexpectedly called off their engagement two months before the big event.  Ouch.  At least she can still say that she was married to Rod Stewart before jerky-Jarret pulled the rug out from under her.#14 – Eva Gonzalez She’s not only the ex-WAG of Real Madrid goalkeeper, Iker Casillas but she’s also a former Miss Spain.  She replaced Casillas with a Spanish bullfighter- ole!#13 – Elin Nordegren She is a newly minted ex-WAG after her recent divorce from cheating douchebag Tiger Woods.  Although she was completely humiliated from the scandal of all his affairs, at least she made a gabillion out of it in their divorce settlement. Not a bad way to end the day.  You get money and you get unload the idiot who couldn’t keep his pants zipped.#12 – Hilary Duff She’s the beautiful Disney girl with the squeaky clean image…oops, then she before she has anything to say about anything she’s the ex-WAG of moron Sean Aver y and then she’s his ‘sloppy seconds’.  Talk about walking right into a pile of poop.#11 – Britney Spears She’s the ex-WAG of Matt Leinhart, or maybe it was more like he was the notch on her belt.  In spite of how sweet she looks, now that she’s gone to bonkers and back, it appears Ms. Spears would be the type of woman who would have sex with a man and then bite his head off for a midnight snack.  Just saying.#10 – Jessica Simpson Why do these women keep going out with Tony Romo?  This one even got dumped by him on her birthday.  And she thinks that chickens live in the sea.  Go figure.#9 – Kristen Cavallari Matt Leinhart sure likes his blonds, and this one was no exception.  She’s a reality show queen who is no stranger to breaking men’s hearts.  She could hold her own with a player like Leinhart.#8 – Gabrielle Union She’s the ex-WAG of NFL player Chris Howard and she seems to have a preference for the athletic type, as she’s now dating NBA star Dwyane Wade.  Some say she’s a homewrecker, but who cares?  She’s hot!#7 – Bridget Moynahan She’s the ex-WAG of Tom Brady and she also had his baby.  She’s also totally gorgeous.  The End.#6 – Vida Guerra She was with Jeremy Shockey and….sorry, lost track of what to talk about.  All you wanna do is stare and imagine what it would be like to actually rest your head a little on her precious lumps.  Go ahead, you know ya wanna…#5 – Adriana Lima She used to be with baseball player Derek Jeter and then she ended up marrying basketball player Marko Jaric. So that makes her both an ex-WAG and a WAG.  Either way she’s just spectacular to look at and dream about.#4 – Jennifer Walcott Another ex-WAG current WAG repeat offender.  This Playboy bunny was with Jake Plummer and ended up marrying Adam Archuleta.  She’s also a poet.  What? Playboy bunnies can’t be poets?  Geesh.#3 – Halle Berry She’s an Oscar winning actress who likes her baseball.  So much in fact that she was once married to baseball player David Justice.  She’s one of the classier ex-WAGS on this list with amazing looks and talent to boot.#2 – Kim Kardashian She sure likes her athletes.  Rumor has it she made a sex tape with Reggie Bush and broke his heart, then she dated Miles Austin and she’s now dating soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo.   Pretty soon she’ll have enough trophies to make a whole team.#1 – Alyssa Milano Remember her from ‘Who’s the Boss’?  She amazingly hot and ageless.  And this woman loves her baseball.  If it’s a star player who plays baseball, chances are she’s been romantically linked to them.  She’s been quoted as saying “My stress reliever is usually baseball.  I think of the sound of the bat cracking.” Um…okay…