Top 25 Hottest Female POP Singers in Recent History
#25 – Michelle Branch She’s a singer and songwriter and she’s probably one of the more talented women on this list. This technically might not make her a true POP star, but she earns her POP street-cred by achieving commercial musical success with a few hits here and there.
#24 – JoJo One of the youngest ladies on our list, she’s the traditional triple threat formula POP tartlet. She can sing, dance and act and she was discovered on America’s Most Talented Kids – which means she’s a huge dollar bill in the twisted world of POP.
#23 – Ashley Tisdale Disney is known for pounding out POP cakes by the dozen. As much as you wanna be an m-club hater, you just can’t deny that they sure can make any kind of candy look pretty tasty. But anyone can look pretty tasty too with a million dollar makeover.
#22 – Ashley Simpson She’s widely known for three things. First, she is Jessica Simpson’s little sister. Second she lip-syncs really badly. Third she’s married to that weird emo-rocker wannabe guy from that douchebag band. Oh and the rumor mills say she’s a big moaner in bed as well.
#21 – Miley Cyrus She’s friggin’ “Hannah Montana” and she’s the achy breaky daughter of country singer douchebag, Billy Ray Cyrus. How much more POP can you get?
#20 – P!nk She’s the supposed “bad-girl” of POP, but she’s still so disgustingly sweet. She might try to not look like a duck like the rest of the girls, but she still sure quacks like one.
#19 – Selena Gomez Another Disney clone, it’s getting a little scary to see how crazy many Disney POP-bots there really are. It’s like a plague on the music industry that just won’t stop until it kills everything in sight.
#18 – Kelly Clarkson Finally! Here’s someone who’s not part of the evil Disney POP-bot machine. Oh wait! She’s part of the American Idol scourge. Geezus help us!
#17 – Avril Levigne She was punk-POP and she looks like she’d be annoying the minute she opens her mouth. Then she “had to go and make things so complicated” by trying to become a fashion queenie and now she’s dating douchebag Brody Jenner. And that’s about as POP as you can get.
#16 – Vanessa Hudgens No wait, this is about as POP as you can get. She not only m-club alumni, but her boyfriend Zac Efron is a POP star in his own right as well. These guys are like reigning POP wannabe king and queen royalty. All hail their royal heinousness.
#15 – Jennifer Lopez She is probably one of the worst singers on the planet, but who cares? Just look at her!
#14 – Mandy Moore There’s something about her that made her one of the most ridiculous POP tartlets out there, but people think she’s hot. And to succeed in the cold, cruel world of POP that’s really all you need.
#13 – Christina Aguilera She can actually sing like an angel, but for some reason she just doesn’t seem to think that’s good enough and has to trash it up about fifty notches. She makes herself a great example for other women everywhere who are also striving to be hootchies.
#12 – Kylie Minogue She’s one of the reigning queens of POP. Her career longevity from tartlet to present and her battle with breast cancer earn her top points.
#11 – Madonna Now here is the absolute Queen. Everyone must bow to the queen bitch of POP before she kaballahs your sorry a$$. Although she’s older now, she is the ultimate role model for POP stars everywhere.
#10 – Hilary Duff Not quite sure what she sings or what she does, though she was a part of the while Disney machine as well and she’s very easy on the eyes. Do you really need to know anything else?
#9 – Gwen Stefani She’s the most stylish of the POP bunch here and she markets herself well, with her little Harujuku imaginary friend entourage. Showing the world that it’s ok to be weird and exploit others if they’re paying you a million bucks to do it.
#8 – Nicole Scherzinger She was a Pussycat Doll, which means she’s smokin’ hot, which means she’s nice to look at
#7 – Jessica Simpson The most interesting thing about her is that no one really knows what she sang as a POP star, but she as heck made herself famous by riding on her coat tails of stupidity, which was actually really smart.
#6 – Fergie She’s a Black Eyed Pea, she’s got her own solo album and she’s married to Josh Duhamel. Pop pop pity pop pop pop.
#5 – Nelly Fertado She’s a singing songbird and one of Canada’s brightest talents – and even she had to hooch it up about ten notches to make herself appealing enough to fit into the wonderful world of POP.
#4 – Katie Perry She’s known in the industry for having the nicest pair of boobs around. Everyone knows you don’t need talent or a good voice when you got a rockin’ pair of knockers…D’UH.
#3 – Shakira Not sure what she sings because all you can do is watch those swirly twirly hips of hers. Boom shakalaka.
#2 – Lady Gaga She’s not the hottest POP chick on the list, but she is the trickiest of the bunch for making the whole world think she’s so avant garde by wearing bubbles and deer hoofed shaped shoes.
#1 – Britney Spears She is the quintessential top POP female. From all her number one mind numbing hits to her crazed publicity stints with the paparazzi. She is what makes POP cool to all the wicked little children in the world.